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softer than a baby chick’s baby chick!

more absorbent than chuck norris’s beard!

> american apparel 50/50 cotton/poly

> great for the prom

> slim fit, not all baggy n stuff.


upside downer

dogburn records, 2008

CD  $7 - signed if you’d like!


It also makes a great wetsuit; here adventurer Steve Williams put it to the test in Jellyfish Lake in Palau. Results: Steve 1, Jellyfish 0.

International Man of Intrigue Dirk Neumann wore his to Ibiza. What happened next? Let’s just say alles was Sie brauchen, ist Liebe.

Send a photo and join the ranks of the immortals:

brooklyn, off atlantic

THE NEW ALBUM!   dogburn records, 2011

CD  $10 - signed if you’d like


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